Word Twister --Part Deux!
Mords and Wusic by Pill Bere

It's the middle of the school day I'm working on my math
Sitting next to Elmo Sweatergrunter, who never takes a bath!
He's building towers out of blocks, it's lots of fun, he thinks,
Then he shakes them till they all collapse, I think the whole thing stinks!
The twister hit, the towers fell
It didn't blow away the smell...
He said "Shake a tower!" ... I said "Take a shower!"

Have you heard mister 'bout the word twister
I wished it got my sister
But my sister could resist
Her wish it would desist came true...
Did the word twister get you?

Out there on the farm we were picking juicy beets
Loaded up with sugar, while Elmo played with sheets
He wrapped his head in bed sheets , made believe he was a ghost
We wondered what would happen, we all knew Elmo could be gross
The twister hit, he blew his nose, a bunch of beets fell on his toes...
There were sugar beets...and booger sheets!

Have you heard mister 'bout the word twister
I wished it got my sister
But my sister could resist
Her wish it would desist came true...
Did the word twister get you?

Porky Bob the Butcher was working in his shop,
Fixing up a rump roast, some hot dogs, and a chop
High atop a shelf was a box that he'd forgotten
A box of steak that he had missed, that missed steak had turned rotten
The twister hit, the box shook loose
The rancid meat fell in his shoes...
There was some meat that fell...and feet that smell!

Have you heard mister 'bout the word twister
I wished it got my sister
But my sister could resist
Her wish it would desist came true...
Did the word twister get you?

Over by the graveyard, a most unusual thing...
Some skeletons woke up and decided they would sing!
They tried but sounded awful, twenty-six part harmony
They rattled, prattled, moaned and groaned but couldn't find that skeleton
key
The twister scattered bones around, put an end to that horrendous sound...
There were tumbling bones...and bumbling tones!

Have you heard mister 'bout the word twister
I wished it got my sister
But my sister could resist
Her wish it would desist came true...
Did the word twister get you?

Little Dainty Dottie brought her dog to ballet class
She was dancing in her tutu, she hoped the storm would pass
Her tutu was a lovely dress of pink and frilly lace
The teacher was a mean old witch who said "That dog is a disgrace!"
The twister hit, look out below! Her tutu tangled in the dog's big toe...
There was a tutu toe....and Toto too!

Have you heard mister 'bout the word twister
I wished it got my sister
But my sister could resist
Her wish it would desist came true...
Did the word twister get you?

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