My Best Friend Words and Music by Bill Pere My sister is my best friend When I make mistakes, she forgives me My sister is my best friend I know we'll be friends forever to the end... We were out eating Big Belly Burgers I made the ketchup squirt on her brand new clothes She didn't yell, and she didn't scream She smiled when she shoved the bun up my nose... My brother is my best friend When I make mistakes, he forgives me My brother is my best friend I know we'll be friends forever to the end... I know it wasn't his fault That he spilled mustard and sugar and salt in my hair I was happy to bring him a nice ice cube... When he found the pepper in his underwear... My sister is my best friend When I make mistakes, she forgives me My sister is my best friend I know we'll be friends forever to the end... I didn't know it was fresh poison ivy When I gave her those flowers, but her face will soon clear up That night she helped me pick all the feathers off my back When somehow my bed got filled with warm maple syrup My brother is my best friend When I make mistakes, he forgives me My brother is my best friend I know we'll be friends forever to the end... I entered his name in a contest For the “School's Biggest Nerd” and he won the event. He was happy to bake me some nice cupcakes Instead of icing, he used wet cement... © Copyright Bill Pere. All Rights Reserved